let he who is without sexual attraction to airplanes cast the first stone or whatever
lol okay I googled "bedazzled flip phone" with no other parameters and this was literally the third row of results
the only apparently legit source I could find was this Polish auction website that says (per Google Translate) "In connection with the Great Orchestra of Christmas Charity, you could bid for a unique Nokia 6101 phone, studded with Swarovski crystals, from the unique The Sims 2 series."
do CRJs like headpats? Snootpats?
of course!!!! snootpats are their favorite but they love headpats too!! just don’t try to give them belly rubs though. they’re too ticklish and you’ll get kicked :(
me logging on to tumblr
🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st
silverstaked-deactivated2023100
oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?
🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
literally what the fuck is your problem?
⚰ fangs4fags Follow
of course its a fucking hunter
🧛♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow
Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff
☠ skellingtom Follow
silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.
🐺 howlin4u Follow
adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess
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we did it ghouls
This your cousin? What team is he in?
mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality















me (wearing my ultra zoom x100 mega magnifying goggles): does your dog bite?"
you: what?
me: your dog?
tardigrade that lives in the stagnant puddle you happen to be standing beside: *chewing on a coincidentally squeaky toy shaped algae cell*