god i HATE medieval middle school my freaking bullies put me in the iron maiden again
ok guys i get it you watched that jacob geller video and wanna show me how smart u are by dropping an "erm actually" on my post but what youre critically missing here in this reality im imagining is that schools have themes now (medieval, cowboy, space, the simpsons) to keep students engaged and this medieval middle school operates not unlike the "medieval times" chain of restaraunts in which a tacky pastiche of the era is presented for novelty and engagement purposes so having an iron maiden at Medieval Middle School still makes sense in spite of any historical inaccuracies contained within the scenario
bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm
my dad is having an affair
dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity
that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life
deanhoney:
i have spotify. open. right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast cuz i got your history right here in the side bar take it back by jimmy buffet. nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet. jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet. STEAMER by jimmy BUFFET! treat her like a LADY by jimmy BUFFET! mañana by jimmy BUFFET! WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET. HaVaNa Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffet. what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED? are you FUCKING POSESSED??
YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER
trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen
post paused, let’s talk about this now
are you guys seeing this
god forbid men have sweaty anonymous sex in a public restroom
BUT it doesn't say that a truck driver can't bring a non truck driver in there. Loophole?
inventing new awful ways to watch tv by broadcasting youtube from a shitty rabbit ear antenna connected to an RF modulator
ok but this is the essence of lofi
the shitty part isn't the low fidelity my friend it's the fact that the broadcast range on this is under 1 foot
fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
{audio:AudioButtons} TWC storm alert 2006 theme
The Weather Channel
"Triple Seven Sunset"
take his ass to margaritaville
In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time
avril lavigne was right. what the hell