*unchocks your nosewheel*

archmage fit

Anonymous:

what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??

you may not have the clubber’s temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield

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American Airlines travel poster for California, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico (1948). Artwork by Edward McKnight Kauffer.

The English word "dove" rhymes with

move

prove

Somehow this poll has upset more people than the chips/crisps/fries poll

Cars actually love to indicate, and need to do so to live a healthy life. Denying your car to indicate on a turn or a merge can shorten there lifespan, and lead to a lower quality of life.

Some people believe that designer breeds, like BMWs, simply do not have the indication drive, but this is a dangerous misconception. ALL cars, and indeed all road vehicles (yes, including bicycles) have an innate indication drive which CANNOT be bred out.

Autism: I need this specific routine to be followed for me to be in peace and working

ADHD: I need extreme flexibility and opportunity to work on what i want in different days

AuDHD: Okay, so, i need... A general routine, like, okay, i cannot funcition without a routine, right?, But after two (2) days, i cannot function with this specific routine, i need a little change, but if it's too much change i will literally cry right NOW

zachsanomaiy:
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“Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
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buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go...

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.

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1960 … a Helsinki par Finnair

Source: Pinterest / fabienne jerot

Published at: https://propadv.com/airlines-poster-and-ad-collection/finnair-poster-and-ad-collection/

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

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Baby in an overhead cradle on an airplane, 1950s

you gotta love people as hard and honestly as you can bitchhhh the walls are closing in

Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3

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Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?

She doesn't even have her mouth and flippers yet!!!! She's fucking embarrassassed...

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Smelling you

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Finished! My mom named her Beans this morning lol.. She's around 1.2lbs and soppingly pitiful

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everybody loves beans

what’s your favorite part about being a tumblr user?

Informing the world that you use Tumblr. It’s my best “putting your money where your mouth is” joke.

nice shoelaces!

Thanks! I stole them from a man

What is this man’s occupation?