world's most miserable animal

let he who is without sexual attraction to airplanes cast the first stone or whatever

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

oddpocalypse:
“mapsontheweb:
“Distribution of ticks infected with Lyme disease in the US
”
Map of fuck Wisconsin
”

Distribution of ticks infected with Lyme disease in the US

Map of fuck Wisconsin

drsweety303-deactivated20240202:

Got so fuqqinq high just now from smoking 𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 I bought on 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔫.

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it

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I love baseball

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they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

hyperwolf:

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

nonomella:

oh my god he’s so into it

metal

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

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Look how they massacred my boy

Oh and if you thought Uranus was boring before, boy have I got news for you:

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andmaybegayer:
“nobrashfestivity:
“William Hays, Cirrus Sky, Woodblock print
” ”

William Hays, Cirrus Sky, Woodblock print